DESPITE US WOMEN thinking we have men all figured out, time and again we’re proved wrong.
Some things about you guys we’ll just never, ever understand.
Honestly enjoying discussions about farts and poos
Women can laugh at a good fart joke like anybody else, but it’s weird how you want to describe the specific smells and sounds and shapes of your bathroom activities.
Sitting with their hands down their pants
One that we revisit time and again to ponder over. How is this satisfying? How is it not just smelly and sweaty?
Seeing everything as a challenge
Eight heavy bags of shopping. Two hands. One trip from the car to the house. It will be done.
Recognising only like, four colours
Everything from orange to burgundy to magenta is just ‘red’. Turquoise, teal, mint – green. There is no difference.
Turning your underpants inside out
To get the extra day. We understand the basic idea, but still. BUT STILL.
Refusing to ask for directions
You got dis. Except when you don’t got dis.
Playing gross pranks on their friends
And remain friends with them.
#StopBanter2015
Zoning out with extreme ease
There one minute, gone the next. It’d be impressive if it wasn’t so annoying.
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